The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.
by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

by Metalkiss October 6, 2017

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019
