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squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
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Omega Man

It is a word used by the red pill community (started by YouTube content creator Modern Day Renaissance Man) to describe a man that is the best type of man. All men aspire to be this type of man. It's the modern version of a Renaissance Man, he knows how to lead & be traditional, but gas evolved beyond mythology. He wants to settle down for life but rejects marriage since it is the last legal form of slavery. He will give his woman the world, but the woman must understand & acknowledge her duties up front. There are no free rides due to his strong stance on equality & human rights.
I'm a red pilled Omega Man so women find me the most desirable.
by HeckRock September 8, 2023
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Something funny man

Friend 1: peepeepoopoo
Friend 2: hahahahhaha now that is Something funny man
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.
Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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doodoo man

A mysterious man who crawls out of your toilet if you don’t flush your shit. Legend has it that it crawls back up your ass while your asleep.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Jeffery
Person 2: No, what happened to him?
Person: The Doodoo Man got to him last night.
by AmEpic September 10, 2023
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Cheeto man

A man with the most godly of Cheeto T shirts.
Cheeto man is ultra swag!
by POTATO KING!!! September 13, 2023
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