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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.
It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
by deathh70 October 18, 2025
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Man Munchies

When a woman is craving cock so bad, she will take any man.
Sharon has the man munchies, and she will be taking someone home tonight.
by FREDDY IN THE 863 March 4, 2022
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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Small man in the corner

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.
Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.
by JSAVTHEOLD March 23, 2022
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Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
by Sally H. December 27, 2022
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The Man

An epic song by Taylor Swift on her new album, where she calls out sexism. "I'm so sick of running as fast as I can, wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man". Taylor Swift shows everyone who's boss, even if she's not a man.
If I was a man, I'd be the man
by hzr1989 August 24, 2019
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