red-blooded male

A term given to any man with a full haired sack. A good indicator is to rub the sack in question against a carpet, if the hair of the sack in question rises up above the shaft, then sack is belonging to that of a red-blooded male.

I went down to Price's the other day to get my ears lowered but there were too many red-blooded males sitting on the steamy gleamer. God damn Gashtonville and its abnormally high level of male sex hormones in the tap water.

by John Derpt February 24, 2011

Hells bells and buckets of blood

An old brittish exclamation of annoyence (like saying "fucking hell"), orginaly used by sailors.

*hits thumb with a hammer*
"Oh hells bells and buckets of blood!"

by Mr Yin July 6, 2009

white blood cells

1)Someone who is a HUGE gord..and has nothing better to do with their lives then being a complete gordon

2) white blood cells = horny/ drunk/ high losers who cant get enough of hot white blonde chicks

1)WOW!!Cameron, Nick and Marcello are definatly white blood cells!

2) Damn thoughs white blood cells were wheelin' those blondes!!

by Meghan Sara February 19, 2008

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.

You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.

by Slayer Rulez March 26, 2021

Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family

1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)

by Skeptikai March 23, 2013