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someone to the left of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the left of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.
Theres someone to the left of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.
by Tarferhal November 10, 2017
mugGet the someone to the left of memug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>mug.

Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
mugGet the Left-Handed Cappuccinomug.

Cincinnati left turn

When you can't get a bitch to get out of your car. You sneak and unbuckle her seat belt. And then reach over and open her door with your right hand while turning left hard on your steering wheel while going at a decent speed. She will eject from your car. This is know as a Cincinnati left turn.
That bitch wouldn't get out of my car so I Cincinnati left turned her.
by Sleazy Eazy Ec April 3, 2020
mugGet the Cincinnati left turnmug.

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail
i need me a left ring toenail grease maker
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
mugGet the left ring toenail grease makermug.

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