Jake Paul

Jake Paul is cancer.

Nobody:
No one at all:
Jake Paul: WHAT IS UP JAKE PAULERS-!

by Metal Straw October 6, 2019

Jake Paul

A disgrace to humanity and a pitiful attempt of a rapper. Jake Paul leads an army of 12-year-olds known as "Paulers", making them buy his shitty music and shitty merchandise while earning that sweet sweet ad revenue every time he click baits the world making them want to click on his videos and then man scaring the little brain cells anyone has in this day of age

Cop: Sir this a handicap parking spot
Person: I watch Jake Paul
Cop: Sorry to disturb you sir

by xDankStarx March 21, 2018

Jake Pauling

Being a gay faggot that loves to film dead people

>Oh did you see him?
>Yeah he is Jake Pauling again

by Nigger Faggot the Gay faggot March 29, 2018

Jake Hester

An incredible boy that you should hold onto forever. He is the kindest boy you’ve ever met, and has the most stunning smile in the world. Usually has light brown hair that looks good no matter what he does to it, and has the most beautiful bright brown eyes. He makes you feel worthy and special, and is extremely humble despite his amazing athletic abilities. If you have a Jake Hester, hold onto him tight because there is no one in the universe that could be anything close to him.

Person 1: Who is that boy that made it on varsity? He’s only a freshman!

Person 2: Oh, that’s Jake Hester he’s so good at basketball and literally every sport!

Person 1: There’s this boy that really like, he has the most dazzling smile and is the nicest person i’ve ever met! :)
Person 2: Oh I bet his name is Jake Hester!

by camomile8794 December 17, 2017

Jake Paul

A cancerous youtuber who is thirsty for views. ex viner Jake Paul has a brother called Logan is slightly less cancerous than his brother. Jake is so Fake

Jake Paul just uploaded another cancerous video

by giantnamedemms April 21, 2018

Jake Paul

A snake and liar unlike his brother Logan, his rapping is worse

Have you heard Jake Paul’s rap?
Yeah! It fucking sucks!

by UrbanSkater January 11, 2018

Jake Paul

a big virgin who thinks that money can solve all his issues, when really he’s the issue.

everyone: we hate Jake Paul!
9 year olds: tHaTs MeAn DoNt HaTe On PeOpLe
everyone: shut the fuck up you sperm cell

by 1312 ACAB June 23, 2020