okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021
Get the girlfriendmug. A gamer's girlfriend is exactly what it sounds like...a gamer's gf. But a gamer's gf takes care of her boyfriend. She makes him food, does some chores, ect. But there is an understanding to this. The gamer shouldn't think that this gamer gf will do everything for him. Some days is his, others are with her...NO GAMES ALLOWED unless arranged otherwise
by FrootLoopQueen December 18, 2020
Get the Gamer's Girlfriendmug. by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020
Get the Twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend daymug. by kent85 October 20, 2021
Get the Ensuite girlfriendmug. a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
Get the national text your girlfriend back daymug. by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021
Get the National shank your girlfriend daymug. a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.
Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?
Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still
by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug.