Waseem Michael

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Person #1: Bro
Person #2: Bro, what?
Waseem Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by lolez1234 October 20, 2020

Michael Dominello

Michael Dominello's are often the type of guy to fall into a love triangle. Consisting of women that go by the names of Emily and Allison. Michael Dominello's are sweats and try very hard in video-games. If you ever encounter a Michael the best way to deal with them is to tickle their toes. Michael Dominello's get friendzoned rather often and find themselves victim to simphood.

"Oh that guy? He's such a Michael Dominello"
"Oh no... Michael Dominello"

by stoin36 November 24, 2021

michael is gay

when a boy says they are so straight they are gay, does not act gay around the boys, hates gays, doesn't get bitches, from Greece.

Michael is gay he gets no bitches.

by mppppppppppp444444 August 10, 2022

Michael Jackson

The greatest man alive who suffered from Vitiligo which is the reason why he had to turn white. The legendary king of pop. Nice person who was only accused of being a child molester, but proved not guilty. Good father to his children. People are just jealous of him.

Son : i wanna be Michael Jackson!
Mom : oh, the legendary king of pop?
Son : yeah, fucking awesome man!

Mom : I KNOW, RIGHT.

by popster101 July 2, 2009

Michael Cera

The act of trying to be younger than you actually are. In similarity to being like that of Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.

Person A: Dude, I just want to be a Michael Cera.
Person B: Oh you mean that awesome actor?
Person A: No, I just don't want to act my age.

by KBRICKSPLUNK December 15, 2010

Michael Jackson

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.

"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green

by Kyle/T.S. April 23, 2005

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!

Michael jackson is so misunderstood.

by Morganelle August 13, 2016