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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
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Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
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bearded zombie

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016
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beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair
Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard
by Jewbooty816 December 9, 2016
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Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden
Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024
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Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
by BannonBalls January 2, 2022
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