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Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.
I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Hanging Bush

When your boss finds an amazon listing that contains a non-existing sexual innuendo. And asks you to make an urban dictionary entry for it.
Frank saw a listing for a fake pothos on Amazon, and now (instead of working) I'm hanging bush.
by the thunderclap... sir 2 August 10, 2020
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Bush Baptist

Fictitious religious affiliation invoked by a person who does not claim or admit affiliation with a particular church. Baptist’s would only congregate in a city or suburban area of a state. They were never seen out “BUSH”.
Jim: hey Joe, what’s your religion?
Joe: I’m bush Baptist mate.

Jim: oh, so you don’t follow any religion then?
Joe: nope :)
by Miltalie August 11, 2020
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George bush

he did 9 11
george bush did 9 11
by UNKNOWNCANOE377 September 10, 2020
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Nose Bush

a bush that is located in your nose. It could also be a deadly disease where someone else's bush hair (pubic hair) in growing out of your nose like a mustache would, only hanging downwards from your nose.
I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL I HAVE A NOSE BUSH
by HazeNut October 6, 2020
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Bee Bush

"Bee Bush" is one of many stunt challenges that Peter Griffin & his friends do in Season 7 Episode 5 of "Family Guy", after they watch hit MTV show, "Jackass".

It involves covering your crotch with honey to attract bees out of their hive box, then, you carefully have to move them back towards the hive box without angering them.

Glenn Quagmire was noble enough to this challenge, however, thanks to Peter, the bees were angered and stung him a lot.
Quagmire: I'm Glenn Quagmire, and this is Bee Bush.
by RogerADFan98 August 16, 2022
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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.
Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey
by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022
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