i gave her the Kentucky thumb
by rico the destoyer May 20, 2021
A sex position involving shoving your thumb into certain holes. Named after youtuber Kentucky Ballistics after shoving his thumb into his neck after his 50 cal exploded
by MemesAreCancer May 20, 2021
by Txayvs April 11, 2022
Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019
When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.
Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
A mid to late 30s white male with a receding hairline, and to top it off a head shaped like a thumb.
by Ladyford September 23, 2017