No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head

Have fun with my sloppy left overs

by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017

las vegas left turn

When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.

Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.

by bush did 911 March 20, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Leftings

Chat-Mod that types ./spawn in Public Chat

Hey Leftings, how do I get to spawn? ./spawn in public chat!

by rektbrolol January 3, 2019