pot

not that good kush
a glass at a pub

person one: "go get me a pot from the pub"
person two: "pubs don't have pot dumbass"
person one: "no a glass of beer fuckface"

by stinky_balls July 7, 2022

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!

Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!

by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

pot hook up

Someone who supplies all your pot needs.

"So I've heard that you're a good pot hook up."

by High_like_jesus March 13, 2016

choc pot

a choc pot is when a guy shits in the girls mouth and then proceeds to eat it out of her mouth

bro i gave heather a choc pot last night it was so cool

by mal daddy September 17, 2020