Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

Matthew

asian person with slanted eyes
usually good at clash royale
spends money
is asian

looks at matthew “wow he is so asian”

by BigDaddyWall69 December 2, 2020

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.

Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.

by Jared I January 3, 2020

Matthew Pool

Big man with big pp

I have a Matthew Pool today.

by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021

Matthew

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025