I can’t see rn

When you were crying and your eyes are still hazy.

Hey, I heard they didn’t invite you, wanna blow up their house??

Nah, I can’t see rn.

by Kinda cool ngl February 04, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022

National Mr I Sharp day

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻

It’s national Mr I Sharp day 🍻

by Elijah gibson November 06, 2022

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam May 01, 2025

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 25, 2022

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024