touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

flaggin out ya ass

when someone is violating you

nigga #1: bruh, this test is hard
nigga #2: i would fuck you even harder
nigga #1: wwwooaaahh, u flaggin out ya ass

by papii.will January 2, 2020

Mr. Lit Ass MotherFucker

Gets you shit and lets you order food in his class

Yo Mr. Lit Ass Motherfucker let mr let me order food in his class.

by Lion Lone Wolf March 12, 2020

Just Eatn Your Ass

Another way to say your messn with someone.
Ya know, joshn around.
Kidding.

Slapping their balls.
Dicking them down.

Bro are you ready for the test today.
Omg I thought that was next week.
Ayy just eatn your ass bro. Got em.
Wtf?

by Mr. Yo August 28, 2020

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

Head ass white egg

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off

yo that fat kid is a head ass white egg

by SWAGKJD September 11, 2020

Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

by Ligma over September 25, 2020