wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023

on that wet tip

A Boston, MA originated phrase used to describe something of great appreciation.

Commonly used to replace mainstream-ass words like tight, dope, phat, rad, dank, bomb, gnarly... etc.

Indigenous to Back Bay, but can also be heard in Cambridge, and even in some sketchy neighborhoods in Allston.

(At a concert)
Person 1: Damn, that guitar player's tones are on that wet tip!
Person 2: Yeah man, his rig sounds amazing!

by SconerJr October 20, 2013

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

Wet Martha

is a double wet willey

when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha

by Beir Juden May 17, 2011

Wet Jackson

The Act of Not jerking off for a week and then cumming a sweaty load into your pants. You then proceed to wring your pants out over a glass of milking giving it to your friend Jackson as A drink with his cookies.

Jackson asked for cookies and milk but i decided to give it a surprise by adding my secret recipe of Wet Jackson.

by JkMe March 10, 2017

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021