A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."
Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB May 30, 2018
Get the Zombiemug. I've dropped five service calls so far this morning; I'm a real Netflix zombie today from binge watching "Fringe" until two in the morning on Netflix.
by InFromTheCold August 1, 2015
Get the Netflix Zombiemug. A zombie in the PVZ series, he is one of the four main basic zombies(other than normal zombie, conehead and buckethead) He is a recurring character in the Plants vs Zombies games. He carries a piece of fabric on a stick with a brain on it. Flag zombie signifies that a huge wave of zombies is approaching! He is slightly faster than your average zombie.
Make no mistake, Flag Zombie loves brains. But somewhere down the line he also picked up a fascination with flags. Maybe it's because the flags always have brains on them. Hard to say
by Civilian Gaming July 12, 2023
Get the Flag Zombiemug. that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.
Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.
by dashketchum December 28, 2013
Get the zombie headturnmug. by Zuzubts May 15, 2018
Get the Zombiemug. A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
Get the Zombie Matmug. by 17JAL July 22, 2024
Get the Zombiemug.