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Rice cracker

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.
"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."
by Slopeface November 5, 2024
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Rice bath

John went to Thailand last summer and totally took a rice bath.
by Cosofyou August 25, 2014
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Rice

Rice stands for Race inspired cosmetic enhancements. These would be spoilers big enough to knock over a stop light that have no aerodynamic benefits, cheap hubcaps made to replicate rims such as volks, Drop center BBS ect. 24 inch chrome rims on cars like a Civic or camry, Ugly or stupid looking vinyls, ugly non functional body kits or wide bodys, neon lights, speakers that fill the whole trunk.

an example of non rice would be a clean Honda Civic 18 inch volk rims a few stickers here and there lowered an inch or two and most of the money put into the engine.
Civic Owner: ok Pay up you lost

Sentra Owner: How the hell did you beat me i don't get it YO

Civic Owner: Maybe you shouldn't spent $900 dollars on that spoiler of you'res

Sentra Owner: But it makes it faster YO

Civic Owner: Not with the small power you have it's just RICE
by TurboBro March 12, 2013
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Mobile rice

Wow the bin is covered in mobile rice.
by 1800Stickfigure November 29, 2021
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Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022
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rice

A term used to describe the level of softness in a person
Wow that girl is so rice
by Gracieissocool June 14, 2016
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Rice Krispie

When someone is being too annoying and you can't take it anymore. You just have to SNAP!, CRACKLE!, and POP! on them!
Man, she was so annoying! I had just had to Rice Krispie on her a**!
by TrevTomlin867 May 20, 2019
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