Selfish Fun

When someone has fun at the expense of others. Whether that be physically/mentally harming them, or making them not have a good time.

When someone plays dodgeball without the consent of others, that would be selfish fun. Since they are hurting others for their entertainment.

by chomper1173 July 31, 2023

fun thunder

when your side piece fucks so good the summer sunny day turns to hail rainy cray day

we just texting, talking smack, and boo, this weather is fun thunder, I gotta get indoors, “look at this , it’s ice in July… this shit is fun thunder”

by Allah Alan July 27, 2025

john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.

hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun

by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023

Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.

Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!

by theShuaBruh July 30, 2017

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023