Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.

"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

girlfriend nude day

On April 29 ur girlfriend has to send u free nudes and she can’t say no

Girlfriend nude day is where she can’t say no to nudes

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

Girlfriend

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

by RayIsDum July 31, 2021

National 2 girlfriend day

If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do

For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day

by LindaleHell November 25, 2020

girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 30, 2021