dirty sanders

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass, then wiping said finger under her eyes like eye black, a la Deion Sanders.

Instead of settling for the normal dirty sanchez routine, Eric gave Donna the Dirty Sanders instead.

by Matt Hurst March 10, 2004

dirty gillespie

when someone is licking your ass and you fart in their mouth inflating their cheeks like dizzy gillespie

i farted in this bitches face and gave her a dirty gillespie

by john northrup December 22, 2003

Dirty Dan

Me, I’m dirty dan

No, I’m Dirty Dan

by I’m the real Dirty Dan April 8, 2020

Dirty Jessica

When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.

Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.

by OTPHJ123 April 13, 2016

dirty dennis

The act of unrolling the paper in a public washroom, dabbing it with shit then rerolling it for the next user.

I was in the bathroom at work, pulled on the paper and saw that Tim had pulled another dirty Dennis.

by JIMBAG! November 10, 2008

Dirty Heath

When a drunk woman is desperately horny and decides to hook up with the funny fat guy at the party, but then he rocks her world and now she's rethinking her entire life.

"Girl did you really hook up with him?"

"I dunno I was drunk and horny... thought I'd try a dirty Heath... might hang out again, so what?"

by Unforgivable69 April 3, 2020

Dirty Hugh

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh

I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman

by The Womayn April 16, 2020