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The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
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Crash Retard

A Person who passed the level of being a crash dummy
Me: Ion fuck with marky that nigga a crash dummy

You: nawh that nigga surpassed crash dummy bro a whole crash retard
by Ethan keeling November 2, 2020
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retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom
by rose kai is king March 2, 2021
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Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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fucking retard

"hey, the guy reading this is a fucking retard"
"yeah lol"
by Veynx January 24, 2022
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Cringy Retard

Guy 1- Ayo what you gonna play

Gay Bitch: Fortnite

Guy: That game is shit cringy retard
by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
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Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
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