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Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.
Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.
by devildogg75 September 18, 2012
mugGet the Retard proudmug.

Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
mugGet the Mean to a retardmug.

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence
by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017
mugGet the retardation in a canmug.

The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.
Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.
by gamblorizer November 20, 2020
mugGet the The Retard's Gambitmug.

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.
Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.
by CapnShea September 8, 2016
mugGet the Retard Savantmug.

Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
mugGet the Straight Retardedmug.

retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.
If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr
by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016
mugGet the retard martyrmug.

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