Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

by jesusjuiceman January 2, 2011

Noah

Someone who hates POC. He is very annoying. will anger you, and cheats in videogames. He also has a GT 710 in 2022. Honestly Sad.

Noah is very annoying, and his pc sucks!

by InLuvWitJu June 5, 2022

Noah

A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls

Wow there’s noah

he such a ball

by Panda boy 13 November 16, 2019

Noah

Noah has the worlds largest penis

Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"

by b0b123 March 13, 2024

Noah

Noah is literally the gayest person you will ever meet. He says he loved me when he doesn't have socks on. Sometimes I think he cums in my ass without my permission and it's a little gay so end of story Noah is a flaming homiesexual

Bro, you are totally pulling a Noah right now.

by Aiden May February 12, 2019

Noah

A guy who’s cute .his co name was sexy bc he’s Noah. He loves his gf

Noah: I love my gf

by Naiyah21 February 27, 2023

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021