Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.

Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!

by shakerrr March 19, 2011

Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

by Larry Larry Larry July 4, 2018

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015

meat delirium.

When u work all fuckin day and eat messy meat feat till u don't even kno who ur eating with

Pat ate so much meat he got meat delirium. and didn't kno who the fuck Jon was

by JonnyBoss May 29, 2016

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011

greet and meat

To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)

Hey last night I had a one night stand we met and shagged just like a greet and meat!

by kermit999 June 28, 2011