moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Land

succeed in gaining or accomplishing something desirable, particularly in the face of fierce competition.

She landed the main part in a new film.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Trooney land

The land where the disable, the mentally and physically retard are found when rape with frogs takes place. The kind of trooney land is gay and likes fingers up his asshole. Trooney land is a waste of space

We sent our disabled son to trooney land where he died

by Real urban words October 15, 2018

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

Mandy Land

When you get swept up in the energy and whimsy of the beautiful and exciting Mandy. No rules, no stress. Please just have fun. Trip to Bermuda? Lets book tickets for tomorrow. Don't know anyone at the bar? Don't worry. Mandy does. In Mandy Land there is no time for boredom or debbie downers. We came to explore and be spontaneous - but with style. Lets ride those Vespas in cocktail dresses. Go to the beach with the biggest beach hat and a perfect spray tan. People might stare, but who cares? You're in Mandy Land.

Nothing is more fun that Mandy Land.

by Colbison December 3, 2021