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Michael Jackson's early warning system

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
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Terell Jackson 

that nigga that can ball hard and is a cryp.
Terell jackson is at the gym.

Ben Jackson 

Ben Jackson is a gay cunt and should be shit up by sam.
Ben Jackson is a bitch.
-Sam Tissen.

Long Jackson

It means you are dumb dumb hahahahhahhahaha.
Long Jackson by billiethegangster November 4, 2019

Michael Jackson 

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.
Michael Jackson by August-Moon January 16, 2020

Captain Jackson 

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.
Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!
Captain Jackson by Kaymmm March 21, 2020

barry jackson 

Getting ones penis sucked (blo job)
i had a rite good barry jackson off the wife last night she gives a good barry she does
barry jackson by Penisfettler April 16, 2020