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Albino Chicken Nuggette Fucker 

When an albino farmer puts a pig in a berlap sack, cuts a hole for access and refers to the sack as his lil' chicken Nuggette then makes love, makes sweet, sweet love to it.

French-derived suffix spelling ie: nugg-ette

also know in regional dialects as the Yelverton Pink Belly and The Gentleman's Courteous Handbag.
Albino Chicken Nuggette Fucker

Eg. Hey Earl, you hear about Cecil getting after his chicken Nuggette behind the barn? Some guys have all the luck.
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Pretty faced mother fucker

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker

Her:aww love you too cock head

needle dick bug fucker 

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex
Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

Sumerian Ball Fucker 

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.
Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

Nigger ass fucker 

When you and yo friends (boys) tryna fuck but you ain't got no cum yet the man like I gotcha my nigga I'mma call the bigger ass fucker and then you say ughhh he cummed in my ass.
John: Aye go grab that nigger ass fucker
Jack: bet my nigga I'll ask the nigger ass fucker to cum in our asses
John: sick

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day 

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday
you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit
caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line