Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o

he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease

by bochetina November 1, 2022

smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt

oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease

by ajtrappy November 1, 2022

vacationless disease

Sick due to deprived vacation

I have vacationless disease.

by Conuresxz November 5, 2022

Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.

Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.

by nbru1337 November 27, 2022

Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.

I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.

by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022

Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.

Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!

by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022