Wanker

1)an insult for a poor theiving and unusually violent person known as a filthy pikey.Also for benders who die blond streeks into their hair
2) jerkin yer Gerkin

What a Wanker

by Derek_jamal October 28, 2003

Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.

by Brandon June 4, 2002

wanker

One who plays Ragnarok Online

go play ragnarok ya fuckin wanker!

by n00bz0rz July 7, 2003

wanker

Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.

'you, my friend, are a wanker.'

by Wylis June 20, 2006

wanker

a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes

A person is a wanker if they are a boob.

by the cleevage and the titty May 26, 2006

Wanker

The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.

American: Get away from me, jerkoff!
Briton: Bugger off, wanker!

by FoxWing March 1, 2009

wanker

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003