Vladimir

Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).

Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.

Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.

by beatrice1111 September 11, 2020

Vladimir

A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly light-brown hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.

He is also very talented, and these talents may include professional YouTubing, elite skills in Apex Legends game, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone, though his music supremacy lies in is his divine pitch

Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.

Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.

by Rorschacher November 22, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.

Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin”
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”

by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022