by lulu_law January 10, 2005
Get the d.u.m.b.o. mug.Literally stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend. This is the bitch who comes out of no where to cockblock you when you are about to get a chick home with you. She is often recognizable by her fat ass, bad hair and sour disposition. Her main goal of the night is to fend off any advances on her friend so she will have company at the diner when she is stuffing her fat face with an omelet and a side of disco fries while she bitches about anyone and everyone. The D.U.F.F can be defeated with a high level wingman, but you will be expected to return the favor; a job not for the faint of heart. A naked D.U.F.F often smells like a box of crayons.
"Dude, I was about to bag this chick, but then her army of D.U.F.F's came out of no where and pulled her away. She must be a Volleyball player!"
"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"
"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"
by LexDimonds July 31, 2009
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by Sam Parsons February 8, 2004
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Get the D.U.B.S.T.E.P mug.After we went to Sushi Galore, Ben got extremely sushi drunk. If he were to get pulled over, he would get charged with a D.U.S.
by jdaniels11 November 19, 2011
Get the D.U.S. mug.When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself
Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009
Get the D.U.I Suicide mug.Direct Unit Check. When a guy is walking towards a girl and she glances down at his unit wanting to see the girth... (pronunciation: Ducked)
by jk8 April 25, 2006
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