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Tornado battle 

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
Tornado battle by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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tornado thrust 

when you fuck a bitch and spin at the same time
"dude i totally tornado thrusted that bitch last night"

Tornado Shot 

When a group of five or more men or women stand around in a circle around one girl and ejaculate into that girls wide open mouth and she gargles all of the ejaculate spits it into a shot glass and then drinks it
I helped give that girl the best tornado shot shes ever had
Tornado Shot by Thuggalo420 March 19, 2017

tornado jockey 

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

tornado snack

The act of sluprin the clitty in a circle motion to whomst creates a tornado.
Didnt you love the tornado snack i gave to whomst?
tornado snack by chesscakepuss April 19, 2017

Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".

tornado finger 

One who has one or multiple fingers that are able to manipulate a clitoris like a speed bag....
Luke Warmwater used his tornado finger on Mary Jane Rottencrotch in such a fashion that made her taste the rainbow.