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Being a Kris

Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).
- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??

Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!
by Sellybou May 10, 2022
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kris moment

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment
by punciskris January 6, 2022
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Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.
Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.
by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022
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Kris Carroll

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE
He had no job and paid no rent , he totally Kris Carroll(ed) me !
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
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Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis

striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)

has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here

came here on a lorry

solid builder
"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"

"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020
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Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight
Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P
by A fuckin cunt October 1, 2019
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Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
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