Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight

Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P

by A fuckin cunt October 01, 2019

Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.

Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.

by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022

Being a Kris

Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).

- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??

Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!

by Sellybou May 10, 2022

kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 07, 2017

Kris out

1. To be overly irrational and emotional

2. Unstable and dangerous

“Whoa there little lady, don’t Kris out on me”

by Sufferinsilence March 10, 2021

Kris Vance

A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.

Kris vance the man, the legend.

by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 08, 2019