Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Thanos

The thickest titan in the universe. Has a passion for space rocks, Claims he's inevitable, looks like a purple prune.Likes to make an entrance everywhere he goes! :)

Thanos the geologist!

by Marvelfan2022 December 29, 2021

Thanos

A purple nutsack with a rock collection

"I'll blow that nutsack of a chin right off" - Starlord "Hahahaha" - Thanos

by WonkyGrape1212 August 3, 2019

Thanos

Somebody who is extremely attractive

Thanos is one sexy boi

by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off

Thanos is going to snap :(

by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019

Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.

Thanos has a nice mitten.

by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019