When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise
“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”
by Loubacaa June 09, 2019
When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.
by RabidHybrid May 02, 2016
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 27, 2017
When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 08, 2023