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sharni

A person who laughs unnaturally often.
by britneys boy May 21, 2008
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Charlie Sheen

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011
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Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
by headstrong19 March 29, 2011
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sharniqua

Sharniqua is often refered to as a girl that you shouldnt mess with.
"Oh sharniqua hit me hard yesterday"
"Yeah, you should stay clear"
by emily the boss May 20, 2014
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Charlie-Sheened

Verb: (Charleesheened)To charm a lady, have sex with her, make her do sexual things she would never do, and then dump her.
"There goes Vanessa. Man, Mark really 'Charlie-Sheened' her ass last week."
by bill barjol March 12, 2009
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Charlie Sheen

1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.

2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.
by Each Hit March 18, 2011
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Sheen On

To get a rush on, i.e the need to be in a hurry. Can also be used when you are late or when something needs to be done there and then.
If we're gonna make it for a pint, we'd better sheen on
by C2Jim September 16, 2008
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