Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

Scandal pseudonym

The nickname that you use to call your animal/pet after an event occurs such as a sex scandal or something of that nature to the person that they're named after.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.

Guy: where's Bill Cosby?
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.

by IAmTheGreatLordOreo June 27, 2017

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Scandalous ollie

When your butt hurts really bad because your girlfriend pegged you with a glow in the dark strap on (Has to be glow in the dark).

Yh man I’m suffering with a scandalous ollie

by Coochie destroyer February 6, 2022