Spit Roast

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
by mike.t December 11, 2009
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Spit-Roast

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.
Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!
by Jackson2222 December 05, 2017
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pig roast

A sexual encounter in which a woman is put on her hands and knees and penetrated from both ends, generally resembling a pig being roasted on a spit.
I asked the girl I was hooking up with if she had a friend for my buddy. She said no but since there was only two of us and she had three holes she could take care of him too. Then she took us back to her place and we gave her a pig roast.
by Crooked L3 May 14, 2003
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pig roasted

when a girl gives a blowjob to one guy while gettin fucked in the ass from another guy
"Man that chick got pig roasted by those 2 older guys"
by Lil Pepper November 10, 2007
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Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.
I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...
by Honorarius January 28, 2006
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spit roasted

The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.
Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.
by Andy2T January 28, 2004
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The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast
The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.
by Richard QW April 17, 2007
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