by sonofallah June 16, 2018
Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."
by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020
Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 30, 2020
As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.
by The Nut 27 February 09, 2012
The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017
The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!
by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016
The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you give Kevin a cherry ripe?" Which she did, it was hilarious!
by Ridldeedee October 21, 2016