"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!
Dont go to New Philadelphia, you'll overdose on heroin and get genital warts from the dealer!
by Nick Herron June 11, 2008
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The act of having sexual intercouse in the 4th stall of the mens bathroom on the 200 level of Citizens Bank Park.
"I just got the ole Philadelphia Phucker at the game last evening"
by ayybaybay3928 August 7, 2009
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When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.
Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.
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Is when a woman puts her lips around a guys anus as he farts
by Lizard KN August 30, 2006
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the football team of philadelphia that is the glue that holds the city together. Lead by Coach Andy Reid, the eagles have shown that they are not completely dependent on T.O.( the peice of crap that he is) or mcnabb (the injury prone amazing quarterback) and have been able to make it to the playoffs without both of these players, which no one said they would do.

and to everyone who says that the eagles are just a bunch of chokers in the NFC championship...was your team even there to lose it?

they also have to best fight song and chant, which you will hear at any philadelphia sporting event, not just football, yea we just have
THAT MUCH PASSION.

E-A-G-L-E-S
eagles!!
T.O.- I'm glad i am no longer a player for the philadelphia eagles.

Reporter- Thats funny, T.O., cause I think they beat you twice this year. I think it more like philadelphia is glad your not an eagle.

T.O.- (says nothing because he doesn't have a comeback because you can't fight the truth.)
by mwphilly March 30, 2007
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The "Threesome Episode" where the Sausagefest came before the Clambake.

"Let's lay down some ground rules ...."
"... everything goes!"
"Wait, are you sure that everything goes? Even the Philadelphia Dumptruck?"
"Back it up, baby, beep-beep-beep."
Philadelphia Dumptruck, aka, the dumptruck... When a man straddles over a woman's back and puts down a little dna walking backwards.
by Been Her October 12, 2012
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