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Jesus

1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
“Yo is that Jesus?”

“ nah it’s just Gabe
by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?
Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!
by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
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Jesus

Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
Damn jesus is just a hottie
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
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Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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Jesus

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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