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Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.
Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums
by tooters222444 January 27, 2022
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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Num Num

Someone who is incredibly tasty and often reciprocates to the other party with slightly painful love bites in order to show affection and desire. These are not limited to a restricted area of botanty.
"my girlfriend bit me on the back of the neck the other day. She is my num num."
by botantylover#17917171 April 8, 2024
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Reverse num num

When you use another living beings asshole as a food dispenser
yesterday i was in the Zoo and i saw two elephants do the reverse num num
by GertForkert69 November 27, 2021
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