The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

by Rex Butts August 8, 2018

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.

Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.

by ctr87 August 21, 2016

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

jamie newman

pretending to do work, also can be used to describe someone sneak around

Dude i pull a jamie newman and how i am promote to supervisor

by faking work October 8, 2016

Summer Newman

Anyone named Summer Newman must suck their mans dick when they want to

Summers man: Suck my dick!
Summer: Fine, only because my name is Summer Newman

by khosty November 3, 2019

Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)

Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.

by Sum Ting Wong? May 13, 2018