furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

The nose is near to the eyes

Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.

Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".

"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.

Cans are near me!!!

by Canzz January 18, 2023