Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....
Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”
by Booridley March 10, 2020
Get the Splatty Mattymug. He is the best person ever ! so sweet
by Daddy888 March 11, 2021
Get the Matty Taylermug. Dead Server in discord.
OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}
by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020
Get the Matty's Servermug. by Kaspi September 23, 2021
Get the Matti is a scammermug. SomeOne that would like to do sexual things to his/hers sibling but the only thing stopping them is the fact they are blood related.
Man1: would you do things to your sister if she wasn't your sister ?
Man2: yeah probs !!
Man3: ewww Mattie Boombatty
Man2: yeah probs !!
Man3: ewww Mattie Boombatty
by wag1rudeboi March 26, 2020
Get the Mattie Boombattymug. A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.
by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022
Get the Matty Plattymug. matty ice can be a nickname for boys named Matt or Matthew, but boys with this nickname are pretty goated and they are normally really nice, but when he is mad he is going too mad and does not care much about what you have to say, he will trust you if you are close with him and he is hard to choice(doesn't know what to say or do is confused)
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.
by audriiiii January 25, 2022
Get the matty icemug.