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kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.
Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.
by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014
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LAWNMOWER

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth
Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022
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Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
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lawnmower

the sexual practice of the female taking laxatives for projectile fecees but to be plugged with a large anal bead toy then unplugged at climax while in doggy
by anne.freak June 7, 2025
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