Landon

A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.

Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾

by Gold Lynx August 2, 2018

Landon

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016

Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

Landon

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011