Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight

Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P

by A fuckin cunt October 01, 2019

Kris Dunne

A professional singer/songwriter/producer/internet sensation/influencer/adult model/full time cutie Kris Dunne AKA PeePeeBalls was born in Mexico raised in Compton and currently resides in your moms bed. He’s a cold ass mother and you best not step to him. He is currently one of the most notorious men in Hollywood and can make or break your career so if he asks you to suck it then suck it.

Guy one: hey, are you done with the Spanish work?
Kris Dunne: I’ve always been Dunne.
Guy one: so you did it?
Kris Dunne: no i didn’t do it why don’t you go out and get some bitches or better yet do your own work lazy ass.

by I 💔 dilfs March 12, 2022

Being a Kris

Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).

- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??

Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!

by Sellybou May 10, 2022

Kris-Annie

she is beautiful ,kind sweet and smart. She is good in bed and if u date her and don't treat right you will make a sad mistake.

Kris-Annie is an angel made in haven

by jhhfhdw July 07, 2022

Kris Gomez

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 05, 2019

kris hit

The very last hit that is used by checking to make sure that there is nothing left in the bowl .

Be careful there is a Kris hit left.

by Kgw August 07, 2017